Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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