operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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