your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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