you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
operation harelip BJ is a go
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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