addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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