Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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