Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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