Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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