And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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