tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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