He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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