there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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