I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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