what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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