you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we made out on top of his cat.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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