So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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