That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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