That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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