I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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