He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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