Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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