so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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