it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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