is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
false alarm. still invincible.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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