my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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