4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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