you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
not ubering you a puppy
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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