on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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