Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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