So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
