the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You can't just leave with hair like that
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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