who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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