I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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