Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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