she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Randomize
