I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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