i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
