idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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