He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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