All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
ttyl tear gas
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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