Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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