he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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