i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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