and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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