I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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