So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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