Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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