I got her a Nickelback box set.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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