As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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