oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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