so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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