well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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