All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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