Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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