i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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